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For the friend who always brings the board—and the bottle.
This handcrafted polymer clay ornament from Bert’s Clay Creations is a whimsical celebration of charcuterie lovers everywhere. Featuring a circular plaque with the bold declaration “Charcuterie Calories Don’t Count”, it’s surrounded by tiny clay grapes, cheeses, meats, and a miniature wine bottle with a floral label that says Merlot.
Below, a customizable nameplate lets you add a name and year, with the cheeky phrase “it’s my hobby to eat”—because grazing is a lifestyle. Dangling from the bottom is a tiny charcuterie board loaded with clay-crafted crackers, cheese, grapes, and olives.

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